Sunday, June 22, 2008
You're too kind. Really.
Shorter John McCain: "You know, if you want Omar Khadr back, all you have to do is ask."
Shorter Conservative Party of Canada: "No, no, really, thanks, nice of you to offer, but, no. As long as we're sure he's getting a fair and speedy trial according to well-established international legal norms and that everyone's following proper protocol, we're good here. But, really, thanks for asking."