Friday, June 20, 2008

Omigod, omigod, omigod!


The big day has finally arrived for Five Feet of Someday My Prince Will Come™ and I’d just like to say that I'm quite peeved. It appears that CC-HQ’s invitation to the big luuurrrrvvvv fest got lost in the mail.

Awwwww ... isn’t that sweet? She’s keeping with tradition — something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue for Mr. Five Feet of What Was I Thinking™. Ew, ew, ewwwwwwwww.

11 comments:

CC said...

Some time tomorrow afternoon, two members of the LVPD will be standing in the middle of a motel room bedroom, scratching their heads and saying, "Yeah, it really does look like he gnawed his own arm off, doesn't it? Weird."

Ti-Guy said...

Well, thank God she can finally start having sex. I think it will be therapeutic, I truly do.

...what? I'm sure old Re-lapsed Catholic hasn't been fornicating this whole time...surely not.

Dr.Dawg said...

something blue for Mr. Five Feet of What Was I Thinking™

How else will she get her prince to come?

[I hate myself for this.]

Dave said...

Does this mean her offer to P.J. O'Rourk is temporarily on hold?

Red Tory said...

A Vegas wedding? How tacky. And yet appropriate somehow.

Southern Quebec said...

I guess she is assuming she is not on the 'no fly' list...

¢rÄbG®äŠŠ said...

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I guess she is assuming she is not on the 'no fly' list...

Fly is okay. Is there a "no land" list?

Ti-Guy said...

I guess she is assuming she is not on the 'no fly' list...

I'm sure she's well under six degrees of "Homeland Security."

Michael Chertoff: Oh, she's good. She hates all the right people, after all.

Dr.Dawg said...

Fly is okay. Is there a "no land" list?

A keeper.

JJ said...

Slightly O/T but, can these people get any thicker?

They don't even know when they're being made fun of?

Dana Hunter said...

Dr. Dawg - my shotglass is tipped to you. Alas, you made me spill the alcohol in it...