Investigation... We Don't Need No Stinkin' Investigation

Stonewall Harper won't have none of them meddling redcoats fussing in his dirty laundry, them stains is private. Stephen the Large has rejected calls for an independent inquiry or an RCMP investigation into the Trousers Bernier debacle. We may never have the satisfaction of knowing if Bernier was carrying his classified NATO documents in his pants like favourite right wing whipping boy Sandy Berger.

In the wake of the Berger scandal, the disgraced fool was investigated, tried, convicted and sentenced to two years probation, 100 hours of community service, fined $50,000 and costs and he also relinquished his licence to practice law. Bernier got shuffled to the back benches. The documents Berger had in his possession were copies of classified documents covering an internal assessment of the Clinton administration's handling of the failed Millennium attack plot. Berger took the documents to his office. Bernier was carrying about NATO summit briefing documents, while this nation's troops are actively engaged in a foreign conflict. He left them at his shady ex-girlfriend's place for more than a month.

Fortunately, with retard blood in the water, the Cons were outvoted on the public-safety committee. That committee will begin its hearings next Tuesday and they've set aside four days to do so, even if the commons adjourns.

Harper has said an internal probe by foreign affairs officials is good enough.

Law and frickin' order people, we got your accountability and transparency right here.