"... and get me some 'Fightin Side' Cheeto-s while you're up, honey."

Blogging Tory "Girl in Blue" stops putting on Chinese-made patriotic red T-shirts and sticking Chinese-made patriotic yellow ribbons on the American-made family Ford Expedition Max just long enough to swoon over some kick-ass American "patriotic" lyrics and philosophize briefly about the heart-wrenching cost of freedom in Canadian lives before tarting up and going out to her anti-abortion rally to strip other Canadian women of their reproductive rights. Because, apparently, some freedoms are a bad thing.

Sadly, the appalling hypocrisy is utterly lost on her.