Tuesday, May 20, 2008

When really dishonest, right-wing propagandists blog: Part 5,397.


Conservative shill Sandy Crux explains it all for you:

Well, sorry guys, but as far as I am concerned it is a list of accomplishments given the definition of accomplishments. Or, if it makes you feel any better, you can call it the Harper government record. If you do what you say you are going to do or follow through on something you promised, it is an accomplishment.

Exactly. Which means that, even though Sandy can't tell the difference between 6 and 8, and the fact that we most emphatically did not get what we were promised, it shall be listed as an "accomplishment" because, well, it is "as far as Sandy is concerned."

It's not the constant redefinition of "accomplishment" that so irks me -- it's the inability to count to 8 that's so gaggingly annoying. Fuck, what a retard.

3 comments:

Balbulican said...

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.'

'The question is,' said Alice, 'whether you can make words mean so many different things.'

'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all.'


Sandy, like Humpty Dumpty, has clearly decided that SHE is to be the master. She has decided that the word "accomplishment" will mean " uncompleted, token gesture that enables supporters to claim something has been achieved, without the tiresome necessity of any real-world impact."

Red Tory said...

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

The Seer said...

The crux of the problem here is truthiness.

Sandy has truthiness on her side.

CC doesn't.

Let's hear it for Sandy.