Five Feet of I Have No Taste™ has a crush on someone and it’s not pretty. But then it never is where she’s concerned.
Must. Not. Spend. Legal defense fund. On. Plastic. George Bush-in-a-flightsuit dolls.
Not as nummy as the real thing, but...
Maybe it’s just me but when I think of the world’s Stupidest President Evah!111!!, "nummy" is not the first word that comes to mind. In fact, it’s not even the last. It’s a word that would never, ever, NEVER occur to me.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bleach my brain. Again.
And furthermore. I wonder if anyone is auditing how Five Feet of Brother, Can You Spare a Dime™ is actually spending her legal defense fund. I’m sure Revenue Canada might have something to say about it, don’t you?
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I'm trying REALLY hard not to think of the crucifix scene in the Exorcist.
"Nummy"?
I think I just threw up in my mouth...
maybe it's short for "numbskull"....
KEvron
Must have been a typo, RT.
I believe that was supposed to read 'numby'.
Come on. She's transparently doing it to get a rise out of her detractors. Give her credit for correctly determining that associating herself with urgings and longings and...moistness...drives decent people 'round the bend/stampeding towards the vomitorium.
One of those posts is worth three genocidal screeds to her.
Note to rightwing het men/closeted lesbians: when you undress her with your eyes, don't forget the thong.
...oh it's there, somewhere. Trust me.
That was gross.
So much for lunch.
Are these lifesize dolls of the inflatable variety?
Here is the version dressed as a cowboy.
You really need a Cheney to operate it though.
Heh. Solid oak control stick...
As Patton Oswalt once said:
"I'm sorry, you're going to have to repeat all that because I couldn't hear over the sound of my dick screaming."
And furthermore. I wonder if anyone is auditing how Five Feet of Brother, Can You Spare a Dime™ is actually spending her legal defense fund. I’m sure Revenue Canada might have something to say about it, don’t you?
The above is getting close to defamation. Unless you enjoy handing your political enemies ammunition, I suggest you be careful.
The above is getting close to defamation. Unless you enjoy handing your political enemies ammunition, I suggest you be careful.
*yawn*
Exactly how have I defamed Five Feet in this instance? Do you think maybe she should sue me?
Wouldn't that be the height of hypocritical hilarity from the FreeSpeechers ...
You come dangerously close to suggesting that Kathy Shaidle is misspending money, and might even be violating tax law. And I know for a fact that she already has a tort attorney.
I don't give a rat's ass whether Kathy sues you or not. No - change that - it might have some entertainment value.
But I recommend, LuLu, that when someone gives you good advice that you thank them. The advice might not be as welcome as what the usual ass-kissers post around here, but it's a lot more valuable.
Or go ahead and yawn. As I said, it would be entertaining.
More specifically, when I said "misspending money" I meant "misspending donations". And yep, if you were suggesting that then it is almost certainly defamation.
Call someone crazy, stupid, ugly, slutty, whatever, but if you say something concrete you had better have good evidence. Big City Lib would be happy to explain all this.
rabbit, you malodorous cretin, El Shaidle herself is suggesting she is tempted to blow the defence fund on Bush dolls. Read. The. Fucking. Post.
i hope to gawd kkkathy shaidle gets caught misspending her donations.
actionable? heh.
KEvron
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