In the midst of Blogging Tory "Neo Conservative"s typical assclownishness, you sometimes get a gem that stands out even amongst his normal, mentally retarded production:
It's curious how the almighty "Will of Allah" isn't reassuring enough for Timmy Taliban to risk going head to head with Canadian troops. They're gonna stick with sneaking around like rats and setting booby-traps...
Quite right ... given that the Taliban are out-weaponed in the most ferocious way, how dare they not directly and suicidally confront up-armored Humvees and attack helicopters with sticks and rocks? Why, the sheer cowardice of it all!
Ooooh, let me tell you, if only Neo were over there right this minute ... but we're speaking hypothetically again, aren't we?
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"It's just like those cowardly Minutemen these damn colonials keep sending against my Hessians. They hide behind hedges and trees with their rifles and snipe at my Redcoats as we march in formation like proper soldiers. It simply isn't sporting!"
-Lord Cornwallis
"If only Charlie and his bolt-action French rifle would leave his booby-traps and punji stick pits behind, come out of the jungle and fight where my B-52s, Huey's and artillery could find him, why then, I'd show these VCs who was boss!"
-Gen. William Westmoreland
"Hey, no fair, who gave the Souix rifles?"
-Gen. George Armstrong Custer
Yes, I made those up, but I think you get the point.
Too bad we hadn't had a proper war when Neo was old enough to be drafted. Then we'd be hearing a lot less from these ignorant old men bibbling on witlessly about a subject they know nothing about.
In a sense though, his is the essence of conservative thinking; if the only the poor stopped being poor, if the only the unemployed got jobs, if only the drugs addicts stopped doing drugs, if only the enemy would stop trying to defeat us.
If only, if only, if only...
Doesn't Canada have special forces types who sneak around and do underhanded illegal shit in other people's countries? I know the US does. Hell I'm surprise we haven't assassinated a few heads of state just for fun since Dubya's been in power just to prove that we're the 'baddest kid on the block'
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