Monday, July 16, 2007

The eJankulator: When you prefer to get your news thirdhand.

OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD ... exciting new developments in a case 2,000 miles away with which Steve has no connection whatsoever:

Husband of Shemina Hirji, Paul Cheema, is reported to have been arrested attempting to catch a flight to London. The Cheema family is alleged to have tried to give him cover for his getaway.

Update: Police are confirming the arrest of the "primary suspect" in the murder of Shemina Hirji.

Update: The arrested man has been released but remains a "primary suspect".

Sure, you could get exactly the same information from the mainstream media, but where's the dangerous excitement in that?

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