Back here in the comments section, we have a bit of ideological philosophy that is so breathtaking in its eye-rolling dumbfuckitude, well ... we'll let commenter "Skip" speak for himself:
You know, I'm becoming increasingly convinced that the left is afraid of freedom, not just the right. It would make sense - freedom implies the need to make decisions for themselves and take personal responsibility, something they pathologically seem incapable of.
That's us Lefties, all right ... worrying about accidentally running into "freedom" around every corner. That would, of course, be us Lefties who are advocating a withdrawal of military forces from Iraq so that they have the freedom to run their own country and not be continually killed by American troops.
And who keep promoting the "freedom" to worship (or not, as the case may be) whatever the hell religion we want (or perhaps none whatsoever), without some ignorant, fundamentalist goombah ramming their particular deranged superstitution down our throats or trying to codify it into law.
And who continually defend the freedom of people to marry whoever the fuck they want, even if those people turn out to be (gasp! horrors!) the same sex. And so on, and so on. Yes, Skip, that's us -- purely terrified of the very concept of freedom and stuff like that there.
Tell me, Skip, are you really that retarded? Or are you simply a clever, progressive plant whose job it is to make conservatives look like the stupidest life forms in this galactic quadrant? At this point, I could be persuaded either way.
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You have to admit, the Left, that huge well-organized political behemoth, did take away the freedom of the US military and the CIA to torture people.
So, uh, there's that.
The only freedom this lefty is worried about is the the freedom stupid and corrupt people get to ruin everything for everyone else.
take personal responsibility, something they pathologically seem incapable of.
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Bahahahah!
Ted Haggard - "I'm completely 100% not gay now"
Mark Foley - "It was the Democrat's fault for exposing my sending naughty emails to underage boys"
Newt Gingrich - "It wasn't hippocracy for me to impeach Clinton while having an affair of my own"
Tom Delay - "I've been indicted for rules that don't even exist."
George W. Bush - Good grief, how do I pick one. He's the 'not my fault' President
Deadeye Dick Cheney - "there is no question but what they want to get rid of Saddam Hussein and they will welcome as liberators the United States when we come to do that"
Donald Rumsfeld - "We know where the WMD's are, they're north south east and west of Bagdhad"
Rep Dan Young - "We need a $300 million dollar bridge to connect a town of 8000 people to the mainland!"
Yeah... and liberals can't take personal responsibility. Uh huh.
Oh, I am SO sick of having reproductive freedom! Screw Big Brother, I want my government to be my Big Daddy. I'm just pining for a good excuse to keep myself barefoot and pregnant like a REALWoman. Freedom sucks!
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