Saturday, July 21, 2007

And the Lord said, "Yea and verily, break me off a piece of that chocolate lovin'."

Apparently, some of those "morals and virtues" folks are down with the swirl, if you know what I'm sayin':

Coy Privette, a retired Baptist pastor, conservative lawmaker and outspoken advocate for Christian groups, was charged Thursday with paying a prostitute for sex acts.

And the Rev. Privette became aroused, and lo, he unsheathed his divine rod of retribution ... OK, I'll stop now.


Anonymous said...

I wonder what drugs he's taking to be able to use his little rod at 74...

Ti-Guy said...

Coy Privette? That ranks up there with the Edie McClurg character called Chastity Pariah in Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. imitating art or what?