Having received the triple sealed, top secret, super duper orders from high command, there are few things that might inspire a person to break protocol. Surely only matters of greatest portent might sway one to fail obedience and risk calamity. Only the very gravest of comedy could have the impact necessary to cause such discord. And when it comes to comedy there are few jokes bigger than Splatrick. My pals over at Stageleft have discovered a music video worthy of that puckered nexus and I cannot help but share its intensity. The next time you see the signature ROFLMAO deployed as a the sole and culminating point in one side of an endlessly shifting argument, this should be the soundtrack. When the goalposts go skidding randomly around the intellectual arena, here is the theme song. When an authors mental deficits rival Harper's budgetary one's sing along with this one bitches.