Anti-evolution dingbat David Warren opens his latest diatribe against science thusly:
One of the great attractions of popular Darwinism, as a financial investment, is its appeal to what we in the media refer to, in our jaded way, as the "tabloid audience." That is to say people who, through no fault of their own (lack of education, native dullness, mental injury, etc.) are extremely credulous.
That's when my Popeil Pocket Irony-o-Meter exploded. My nads are just fine, though, thanks for asking.