Sunday, August 02, 2009
And in THIS corner ...
If the Whackjob-o-sphere is so enamored of applying the label of "honour killing" when it suits them, perhaps they'd like to suggest a similarly descriptive phrase for something like, oh, this.
Naturally, they'll never get as bent out of shape when the religiously devout kill their kids, but they could at least help us out with a name for it. Something concise and pithy, yet appropriately nauseating and horrifying.
The lines are open, and operators are standing by to call you a "twatwaffle."
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ahem...
what we have here is a faith killing.
Stupid-icide?
what we have here is a faith killing.
But wasn't he honouring God's will? Since that's an established fact (and I should know, since I just established it), it could therefore and ergo and ispso fatso be argued that it is an honour killing.
Case...closed!
Yup, I'll go with that ... a Christian honour killing. Makes perfect sense.
Guilty of first degree Stoopidicide,... punishment should be death by drowning,... this way the terminally stoopid can pray to Jebus to save them,... if Jebus does save them then they can go free,... or maybe we should just lock them in a cell for a year with no food or water,... if they pray hard enough they should servive,... maybe we could give them one loaf or bread and a fish,... you know,... so Jebus has something to work with when he shows to save them,...
look at this way, it is a win-win. TGhey get to have their faith, we get rid of the dead wood
Stupidicide works for me.
Further to a previous thread Cc asked if I knew any Muslim jokes, sadly not but I do have a Christian joke that seems appropriate for this thread.
A devout Christian was trapped on his roof by rising flood waters and was praying for divine intervention. A short while later a boat appeared and attempted to rescue him. He declined proclaiming the lord will provide.
He resumed his praying and soon a Coast Guard helicopter was hovering overhead. He waved off the helicopter shouting over the rotor wash that the lord would provide.
The water continued to rise and eventually he was washed away. Appearing in heaven he chastised God for forsaking him.
The lord relied, "I sent a boat and a helicopter you idiot."
Syncro
a bit tangential, but re: your frequent use of the epithet "twatwaffle":
Has anyone else objected to a term that compares a fine, upstanding [so to speak] human sex organ, the clitoris, minding its own business, with an insidious empty-carbohydrate rich trans-fat loaded confection designed solely to increase our addiction to corn syrup-containing products?
I thought not. But someone had to, so I have now done so.
also re: "twatwaffle":
it is an injustice to associate the word "twat" with the likes of your BT victims: they do not merit such flattering comparison.
Just call them "waffles."
For the sake of originality, we need an entirely new derogatory expression. I'm thinking "dickmullet."
Dickmullet,....
Hhhhmmmmm,....
I like it,... the screeching harpies can't complain about anti-female crap
yessss..."dickmullet" - it has that certain odeur of...of...je ne sais quoi...
"je ne sais quoi..."
"....party in the back"?
KEvron
Dickmullet,... says Paddy-boy Ross-hole,...
KEvron said: "party in the back"
ta gueule
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