Thursday, April 03, 2008

Well, throw down, then, dude!


In a post entitled "Found Documents: Manboobs of the Blogosphere," and tagged with "Tags: bile, Blogs, Canada, fat tits, Man boobs, shame, spite," right-wing prat Robert Jago apparently gets his jollies making fun of what some progressive bloggers look like.

Not to get petty and vindictive, Robert, but if that's the name of the game these days, let me warn you that I have pics of "Five Feet of Homely" Kathy Shaidle and "Girl on the Right" Wendy Sullivan, and I'm not afraid to use them. So you might want to think really hard as to whether you want to get into this particular pissing contest.

I'm just sayin'.

BONUS TRACK
: The Cheetos-encrusted he-men over at Kate's White Power Tapas Grill and Sports Bar un-recline their Barca-Loungers and put down their Zimas just long enough to join in the fun, but not before very first commenter "Brad" wanders off-course and loses the thread:

I like that redhead on the bottom right - is she single?

We're not sure, Brad, but we're fairly confident that, given that she's apparently a hot, progressive chick, a commenter from SDA is probably not going to be on her A-list of potential hook-up partners.

Call it a hunch.

5 comments:

Cherniak_WTF said...

That's okay Robert, I'll just make fun on autistic kids and recruiters...

speaking of manboobs, how's dr roy doing?

Dr.Dawg said...

What I don't understand is that this is a nice-looking group of people. What did that loon want--a field of pin-stripe suits? Geeze.

jj said...

Another conservatard who courageously fights the free speech battle by closing his comments. Nitwit.

Pale said...

Ummmmm....That dude who wrote that?
If that is his picture on the right sidebar there....
Pot. Kettle.. lol

the rev. paperboy said...

the SDA comments are priceless - a sort of Monty Python "four Yorkshiremen" focused on how buff and manly they all are. I'm waiting for one of them to claim they get up a t 3am to run a marathon daily, all up hill, before bench pressing a small Central American country (3 sets of 50 reps) doing a million sit ups and then driving their pick up truck to the job where they make $250,000 month as a corporate security consultant.
c'mon Small Dead Animals, you think yer teh hawt? lets see some photos you pathetic cheeto crusted losers.