Tuesday, April 29, 2008

That poor, poor waiter.


Five Feet of Fries with That?™ takes time out of her busy, busy day begging for donations and trolling the Intert00bzz for pimpalicious cheesecake shots to reassure her loyal, mouthbreathing readers that she’s doing just fine.

Yesterday, the intrepid Dr. Roy took RightGirl and I out for lunch. He was concerned about how I was doing, given the whole lawsuit thing. He is so cute -- thanks, Doc!

Um ... eewwwwwwwwww? I just want to make sure you have an accurate picture in your head of the participants. That would dr. roy, Girl on the Right and Five Feet of Brother Can You Spare a Dime™. Click them — you know you want to.

The only thing that Round Table of Teh Crazy needed to make it truly complete would’ve been Neo and KKKate. I bet they left a lousy tip ...

23 comments:

Ti-Guy said...

"Yesterday, the intrepid Dr. Roy took RightGirl and I out for lunch."

There's an example of the finest writing OSAP, Canada council grants, welfare and begging can buy.

Anyway, what restaurant provides feed troughs and rain barrels?

Southern Quebec said...

Ti-Guy: That would be the all you can eat buffet. You wouldn't want to be within 10 feet of their table. (Quite a three-some.)

pretty shaved ape said...

sq you're assuming they bothered returning to the table when they could just linger in the grazing area.

Dr.Dawg said...

Quite a three-some

Thanks for spoiling my day.

Ti-Guy said...

You wouldn't want to be within 10 feet of their table.

Well, one could collect the overflow and side-spray and donate it to animal shelters to feed the poor starving creatures.

Glad to see Santé Québec now subsides meals for jobless Torontonian haters and genocidal maniacs.

¢rÄßG®äŠŠ said...

Anyway, what restaurant provides feed troughs and rain barrels?

It was probably just a salt lick they found somewhere.

CC said...

Oh, crap.

At the moment, I've got this nasty 24-hour thing and I absolutely did not need that to upset my queasy stomach.

On the other hand, that so explains the perturbation in the Earth's gravitational field. Now I'm going to find some body heat. Here, kitty, kitty ...

E in MD said...

Yesterday, the intrepid Dr. Roy took RightGirl and I out for lunch.

I didn't realize they were giving seats at the local blood bank.

bigcitylib said...

If you like, you can also use "Five Feet Of Fat Chick". I haven't had an opportunity, yet.

KEvron said...

"an "adventure" that more or less never obliges me to leave my house."

kkkathy's a shut-in? how unexpected....

KEvron

Jay said...

I'll bet there is a market for that kind of porn, somewhere.

I think Sadly, No! actually profiled the guy that would buy it.

ajsuhail said...

Should'nt it be'and me to lunch'rather than'I to lunch'?And Kathy boasts about her writing skills.

Ti-Guy said...

That's what my first comment was about. An error like that is something very telling for someone who calls herself a writer.

People who overcorrect "and I" are usually trying too hard/don't understand basic grammar.

Lord, when I think of the OSAP...

Red Tory said...

But did "dr. roy" get laid? That's what we want to know...

LuLu said...

But did "dr. roy" get laid? That's what we want to know...

That's just wrong.

Red Tory said...

Kind of a horrifying thought, isn't it?

LuLu said...

It's a completely horrifying thought.

Dr.Dawg said...

I thought they were already out to lunch, come to think of it.

¢rÄßG®äŠŠ said...

RT: "But did "dr. roy" get laid? That's what we want to know..."

Oh, fantastic. At at the risk of coming across as somewhat single-minded, there goes next weekend's boner.

What a hilarious word.

Um... turning 13 in June. Why do you ask?

Frank Frink said...

Yeah, Crabby. Between that vision and the Quite a three-some vision there isn't any amount of little blue pills that could provide a cure.

pretty shaved ape said...

"He is so cute -- thanks, Doc! "

cute = bulbous, slack jawed and dim... who knew?

and red, just for hinting at that picture of coitus a la leviathons, two minutes in the penalty box for high schticking.

Red Tory said...

I guess mentioning the term “sweaty walrus” (nudge, nudge, wink, wink…) would get me a game misconduct, huh?

¢rÄßG®äŠŠ said...

I wonder how long they spent complaining to the waiter about the menu's obvious left-lib bias.