From the previously-referenced blog post by Five Feet of Ignorant Fuckwit:
"Don’t let the threat of Carbon Credits get you down – take action! Right now you can purchase a Carbon Debit to help offset this insidious danger. With every Carbon Debit purchase we will:
* Kill (Shred) 1 Living Tree (see pictures of this being done)
* Send an email to Al Gore about your civic mindedness in buying Carbon Debits.
* Send an email to you certifying you are doing your part to save the Earth from Carbon Credits.
And, amusingly, we have Canadian ID whackjob Denyse O'Leary who occasionally gets it right:
Psychology: Hurting oneself to hurt others not a useful social strategy ... duh!
When even Denyse O'Leary posts that what you're doing is inherently self-destructive, you know you're being a total fucking retard.
2 comments:
I think that's Shaidle's point though, to live in 'opposite land'.
(amusing coincidence captcha of:
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lol...
Dimwit 1: I'm tired of these liberal assholes! We need to do something to spite them so they know who's boss!
Dimwit 2: Yeah! Stupid Liberals! Wanda Watson! Bill Clinton! Braagawk!
Dimwit 1: I know! I'll slit my wrists in protest. That'll show 'em!
Dimwit 2: Uhh... what?
Quick! Someone suggest that you can earn carbon debits by drinking battery acid and pissing on electric fences!
Can't we just give these imbeciles Montana or something, build a wall around it and let them fend for themselves? At least that way the people with more than two brain cells can just avoid Montana all together rather than having to deal with them peacemeal?
Of course, with that many dipshits in one place they're likely to reach critical mass for stupid and start burning down through the crust of the earth.
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