Sweet tap-dancing Jesus.

Big Daddy and his security-breaching, news-dumping, in-and-out fuckwits have reached a new high when it comes to their accountabiliciousness. Shorter version — it was allllllll the jiggly, biker chick girlfriend's fault that Mad Max had such an embarrassing ooopsie when it came to his confidential NATO briefing books. No, really.

Do you think Sandy will put this little item on her gushy, spittle-flecked list?

And furthermore. You can always rely on the Trusty Tory for undeniable proof that the average mouthbreathing, Big-Daddy-humping BT will swallow anything that absolves their glorious, transparent and accountable government. Ass clown.

For what it's worth, TT you fucktard, I have an extremely high security clearance. I've also transported confidential documents in a NATO standard briefcase which can only be opened with a combination and a key. More importantly, the documents are not to be removed while in transit from point-of-origin to point-of-destination.

So you have your choice of possibilities here — either Mad Max opened his briefcase and removed the documents in Couillard's apartment or he gave her the key and the combination and she removed them. Guess what? Regardless of how it played out, the blame lies solely on Bernier's shoulders.

I guess accountability just isn't what it used to be, huh?