Monday, July 07, 2008

Sweet Dancing Jesus.


The Blogging Tory "Saddam totally had WMDs1!11!!!1!1!!!!" wankfest picks up speed.

Stephen Taylor must be so proud. No ... really.

CC ADDS: Jesus Christ, the absolutely burning stupid. Blogging Tory Jonathan Strong drools thusly:

The yellowcake will eventually be processed in nuclear reactors in Ontario. The US military deserves cudos [sic] for a job well done in removing this dangerous substance from a volatile area with such speed and professionalism.

Yes, Jonathan ... the American troops did a fuck of a job in keeping a handle on the situation, didn't they?

The Looting of Iraq's Nuclear Facilities: What Do We Do Now?

May 21, 2003


... The most pressing problem is that Iraqi nuclear facilities containing valuable documents, partially enriched uranium and other radiological materials ideal for "dirty bombs" have been looted and ransacked under the noses of U.S. forces.

And how the fuck did that happen? Oh:

First, the Pentagon seems to have lost any serious interest in or urgency about Iraq's WMD since it became clear the weapons were not going to be used against U.S. forces. The number of WMD mobile exploitation teams (METs) assigned to investigate and secure suspect sites was reduced from four to two. The 75th Exploitation Task Force and METs were never given enough vehicles, helicopters, translators, radios or other basic equipment to do their jobs efficiently. Frustrated, they will soon leave to be replaced next month by a 2,000-member Iraq Survey Group that will have residual responsibility for this and many other tasks. Unfortunately, as one U.S. official noted, the barn door is already open.

I can't stand it anymore. Jonathan, you are an absolute fucking retard. You and the rest of your slack-jawed Blogging Tory colleagues -- indescribable idiots, the lot of you. It's like dealing with children. Really, really, really stupid children.

I'm going to find the tequila.

15 comments:

Frank Frink said...

Home schooled. Every single one of them.

It has got to be the only explanation.

Cameron Campbell said...

Ok, so if I understand this completely:

This material was stuff we knew he had, that he knew we knew he had, that the UN knew he had, that everyone on the planet knew he had?

Not only that, but this material requires a great deal of processing to be weaponized?

Further, to date, we've found no gear to do this processing?

Am I getting all this?

Anonymous said...

The fucknuts have no clue of the difference between yellowcake and a nuclear weapon...
Quick call dr roy - he's around radioactive material often, that brown skinned bugger has to be a terrorist...

CC said...

It's amusing that Kate "Dead Jews are Teh Funny" McMillan can't even write a blog post title without lying:

"Saddam Hussein's WMD Moved To Canada"

But it wasn't WMD -- it was yellowcake. And it doesn't matter if you think yellowcake can eventually be turned into a WMD of some sort. Yellowcake isn't a WMD. End of discussion.

They just lie. All the time. But I'm sure you've noticed that by now.

Cameron Campbell said...

" The US military deserves cudos [sic] for a job well done in removing this dangerous substance from a volatile area with such speed and professionalism."

Now, I don't know why it was only moved now, and I don't pretend to know anything about yellowcake or anything like that, but "speed"?

There may be a completely reasonable answer to "why now, and not earlier?" (which may be, as has been pointed out, that it's not a weapon) but this can't really qualify as "speedy" can it?

Strong Conservative said...
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Strong Conservative said...

Calm down CC, I'm man enough to admit it when I'm wrong. I appreciate the criticism, hopefully makes me better.

At the same time, I think your name calling was a little over the top, maybe you can be man enough to admit that.

LuLu said...

Shorter Strong Conservative: While you're right and I'm wrong, the fact that you're meeeeaaaannn totally negates your rightness. So there.

Cameron Campbell said...

You went off and claimed that Saddam had WMDs based on yellowcake that had been stored legally since, what, 1991?

I think CC let you of lightly.

M@ said...

I'm man enough to admit it when I'm wrong.

Apparently not man enough to admit it on your blog. Your post does not include an update, correction, or retraction.

Cameron Campbell said...

I hadn't noticed that m@... hmm..what could this mean?

David Webb said...

The Strong Conservative? He's not just a man, he's Laminin-Man!

Cameron Campbell said...

m@:

Have you noticed that he only kind of retracted?

M@ said...

Of course -- he retracted only the bare minimum, and didn't bother responding to the points I made.

Also note that his retraction came long after he came here to whine about CC calling him names -- and long after he was called out about being 100% wrong on his facts.

CC said...

What's amusing is Jonathan's position from an earlier comment:

"I appreciate the criticism, hopefully makes me better."

I've been beating on Jonathan for his unspeakable, relentless retardedness for a couple years now -- hasn't made a bit of difference. He's just as stupid as ever, and that's never going to change. Witness one of my most recent posts.

Dumb as shit and doomed to stay that way forever.