You know, when they start getting uppity and frisky like, that can mean only one thing. It be courting season over in freeper town.
And in the turditional way of things, uncle-daddy gives away the bride. And sure as soon is nearly now, they sets to making the babies for to repoperlate the werld. And they ain't using no dilders neither, they's only using the bestest quality of "marital aiders" not nothing dirty.
Ain't romance byootifull?
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Jesus, PSA ... you are teh funneee.
BWAHAHAHAHA! OMG PSA, that made me laugh so hard I broke one of the wheels off my chair
but that was worth it! Well! Done!!
BTW, that is a lovely gown ... and multifunctional as well. No doubt it doubles as the awning on the trailer they call home.
Yikes!
Somehow, this seems appropriate.
There has to be some serious jokes about womanoids, but the only thing I can think of would be Austin Powers.
And speaking of women that hate everyone, how about a man that hates women that think for themselves, you know, like the 95% of them that don't think they need to be sucking dick and cooking dinner at the same time.
The other 5% are Republicans and work for the NRO or are lobbyists.
What the hell is that pig thing? And no I don't mean the one wearing the wedding dress.
They're gonna bend you over and make you squeeeeeeel like a pig!
Hillbilly opportunity at it's finest.
Artificial insemination, I believe, but if anyone asks I said nothing!
Sometimes the female pigs don't want to breed, so they use this type of equipment so the male pig does not get injured.
If they don't breed you can't make any money.
The one I own is blue.
I know I will fuck off now.
The one I own is blue.
Figures. The blue one is the one you put the male pigs in, just for you right wayne? Not that there's anything more wrong with that.
Yuck.
*tosses newly-purchased side of peameal bacon into the garbage*
(why punctuation is important... or not)
Gotta love Wayne's certainty up there.
He knows he will fuck off. Now.
"now legal in texas!"
KEvron
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