Friday, February 29, 2008
Dr. Roy rewrites Dr. Seuss.
Dr. Seuss was pro-life, he was, he was
He was because I say he was
Pro-life in a house, pro-life with a mouse
Anti-choice with a fox, anti-choice in a box
He did not like abortion, yes it’s true
Hi did not like it, and neither should you
There’s just one small problem with that, doc ... as usual, you’re completely wrong. I know, I was totally shocked, too.
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The intellectual dishonesty of "dr. roy" is boundless.
Nice catch, btw.
I try ...
Oh, ouch, sourced and everything.
Thats gotta smart..
I commented over there (politely) but I doubt it will pass "moderation" and get published.
"I doubt it will pass 'moderation' and get published."
you should consider acrostics....
INfantile
You're so oblique sometimes KEv.
Oh, God...he gets creepier by the day.
Who needs a children's story to educate people on the politics of reproductive freedom? Adults who are appalling cases of arrested development, that's who.
Wait a minute! You mean to tell me that someone on the right side of the political aisle would LIE to get people to accept his agenda?
Say it ain't so!
Well, they take Biblical quotes to imply things that I can't imagine the original authors ever intended, so nothing new here.
"You're so oblique sometimes KEv."
is is ust me, or does that drip with sarcasm? don't answer. let me anguish through it....
KEvron
"Dr. Seuss was pro-life, he was, he was
He was because I say he was"
Priceless! Allow me to paraphrase:
Roy was a doctor, he was, he was
He was because he said he was
Guys...be gentle. You're disparaging the apogee of Dr. Roy's literary experience.
Credit to "dr. roy"... he posted my comment.
Credit to "dr. roy"... he posted my comment.
Well then, that changes everything. I'm voting CPC next election. Who's with me?
Dr. Roy re-interpreted Seuss as you know, or at least he approved of some dumb so-and-so
who willingly tried to exploit for her purposes writing that predates existence of whirpusses.
Burton, who founded this unholy mob, is a snotty-nosed bitch and I'd cut out her schlob, if I only had tools that were right for the task, and "what might those tools be?", one could well ask.
A plinkton, for starters; a tool of extraction, used first just to scare her, and then into action. I'd plink her petuglia, then her darwheedusses, saying "just shut the fuck up about fetuses."
Then to the weapon of terrification; a double-electric-plug-in-able zayshun, ‘twould crush her false sense of the high moral ground, and erase all her minions, if they could be found.
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Feel free to continue. Be warned that if you don’t, I may. And I will have been drinking.
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