NAMBLA-Dick, and the CC reader challenge.

Oh, dear God ... just how self-destructively brain-damaged can one human being possibly be? As you might be aware, Calgary blogger and Stormfront-flavoured racist Richard Evans is still pushing this Canadian Cynic/pedophilia link, despite having not a shred of evidence to support any of it, but that doesn't stop him from publishing idiocy like, oh, this:

C.C. and Ti-Guy Neutered?

Not entirely, but their pool of potential sexual victims just shrunk considerably:

or defamatory rubbish like, oh, this:

The individual who calls himself "canadiancynic" seems to like the idea that 45 year old men should be legally allowed to have sex with 14 year old boys.

So here's what we're gonna do.

Dick is clearly too stupid to appreciate the dangers of a confrontational strategy of publishing his personal information online, then getting into it with an anonymous blogger and, yes, it's unfair to take it out on his kids. So here's a slightly different project I have in mind.

So far, we know (from totally public information available online) Dick's family situation, and even his home address and phone number (107 Beddington Cr NE, Calgary). So what are we going to do with that? I'm glad you asked.

Based on that information, it shouldn't be hard to figure out where his children go to school (again, most likely public information based on residence). And from that, it should be relatively easy to get a list of relevant local teachers and school board members (again, openly public information). And once that's in hand, it should be a piece of cake to make sure all of those responsible individuals are educated as to Dick's disturbing predilection for online child rape and promotion of child sex.

I'm thinking maybe a mass e-mailing to school board members. Perhaps notes to the teachers. Or, heck, why stop there? How about a mass delivery of eye-opening flyers in local mailboxes? Yup, I bet that would get someone's attention. ("Dear concerned parent: Let's talk about Richard Evans, shall we?")

Now we're all painfully aware of Dick's obsession with web sites and links promoting NAMBLA. But, technically speaking, does that really prove that Dick is into child sex? To which the proper response would be, of course, who cares!?!? Normally, I'd be terribly concerned about accuracy but, given that Dick seems willing to publish defamatory accusations that come only from his demented imagination, I figure I should get to play by the same rules.

So let's get started. I'd appreciate it if amused readers that live in Calgary can start tracking down any of the information I'm looking for above, and e-mail it to me. Do not post it in the comments section -- if you do, I'll delete it. E-mail only: Dick's kid's school(s), relevant contact people at those schools, school board members, trustees ... you get the idea. But make sure you understand the most important rule in all of this.

Every bit of this information must have been publicly available. It is absolutely unacceptable to do any hacking or illegal behaviour to learn any of this. Public records only, after which I will do my best to introduce Dick Evans to his local school officials. And his neighbours. And their kids.

Yes, I admit that picking on Dick's kids is unfair. So let's just go back to picking on Dick. And his racism. And his pedophilia. Think of it as a public service. Because, here at CC HQ, we're just thinking of the kids. And protecting them from Dick.

So let's go -- the lines are open, and operators are standing by.

BY THE WAY, here's something I'm betting that mental drop case Richard never thought of. Richard has, on a number of occasions, offered a monetary reward for my identity and, at the same time, has challenged me to sue him if I think he's made defamatory statements.

Now, since I prefer to retain my anonymity, I haven't even considered anything resembling legal action, despite the fact that Richard has clearly defamed me. In short, it's only my continuing anonymity that's protecting Richard from legal action. And I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this, can't you?

That's right -- if, somehow, Richard does figure out who I am and posts that information (and subsequently blows my anonymity), he can be assured of being served with papers within a week. After all, if I have no anonymity left to protect, then, what the hell? And I can assure Richard that I've been collecting all of his accusations and threats all this time. Just as I can assure him that, as a result of that potential legal action, the phrases "Richard Evans" and "pedophilia" will be forever linked in the minds of Calgarians for years to come.

So go ahead, Dick, and keep trying to expose my identity. Because the instant you actually succeed, I guarantee I will turn your life (and those of your wife and kids) into pure shit. But, hey, don't take any good advice from me. Feel free to do the dumbest thing imaginable. Why break with tradition now?

SNICKER ... Once again, poor Dick is reduced to lying to his readership thusly (no, no link, that would just encourage him):

CC’s thinking that he’s going to get at [my kids] through their schools: ...

Um ... no, Dick, this whole proposal has nothing to do with getting at your kids, it has to do with holding you up to public ridicule and embarrassment for your disturbing obsession with child sex. Not surprisingly, though, Dick totally misrepresents what I've written here so he can still milk his mentally retarded readership for sympathy.

Nice try, Dick, but this isn't about your kids anymore. It's about you and your NAMBLA fixation. Deal with it.

OH, DEAR GOD, THE IRONY. I really don't want to give Dick any extra traffic but, seriously, you have to read this from one of Dick's intellectually deranged co-bloggers:

I consider this noteworthy.

Isn’t there a law against stalking? Wouldn’t his open declaration that his goal is to harass your family, be enough to call the cops on?

That's right -- that's "Wonder Woman," seriously suggesting that Richard try to charge me with stalking and harassment.

You cannot make this stuff up.