Friday, June 06, 2008

Paranoid? Who said anything about being paranoid?


Shorter Five Feet of Will Blog for Food™: Teh Mooozlimmzzzz’s insidious plot to infiltrate the mainstream media seems to be succeeding. Thank God I’m unemployed so I can fearlessly blog about this heinous atrocity, safe in the knowledge that there will be no repercussions. For now.

12 comments:

Mike said...

Honestly, Shaidle has some serious mental health issues. Does she really believe this stuff?

Man, she needs to talk to someone at the Queen Street Mental Health Centre pronto....

Seriously.

Frank Frink said...

They're in .. most offices in the nation, regardless of sector ...

Shrieeeeeeeeek!

Oh, Teh Horror. Teh HORROR!!!.

Because, if they have to be here at all they should all be driving cabs, pumping gas or running kebab shops.

Oh, and Kathy? They're under your bed, too. Boo!

(Just for the record, I wouldn't shake Better Than Ezra's hand. Does that make me an anti-semite?)

Gordo said...

Quick! Someone dig up Joe McCarthy! He'll shine the light of day on them:
"It is essential, therefore, that we put the spotlight of exposure on those who are responsible for this disaster. This is important, not for the purpose of exposing past failures, but because those same men are now doing America’s planning for the future. Unfortunately they have be-come so deeply entrenched that almost every power of the Government is used to sabotage any attempt to expose and root them out…"

Ti-Guy said...

Alas, I don't share Ezra's optimism. Why?

Because your name is...uh, Kathy Shaidle?

I understand her pain.

I think Ezra's having a nervous breakdown, by the way. He looked crazed the other day on the teevee. Or more crazed than usual, at any rate.

Anonymous said...

I could not find a place to comment on that drivel, so I am sorry for polluting this place here in the hopes of that vacuous-inbred-half-wit reads this post.

http://suckerpunching.blogspot.com/2008/03/evil.html

I will put up my own post about Five Feet of racist hot air later tonight or tomorrow... When it doesn't take me 5 tries to screen out the explitives.

Racists are the lowest forms of life on the planet.

(sorry for the bad link. RT tried to teac me how to put up a proper link... Clearly I am a little thick.

Dr.Dawg said...

Reminds me of the Great Taxi-driver Conspiracy.

JJ said...

Alpha -- Here's how you make a hyperlink. (Just ignore the two underscores and type everything else)

<_a href="http://
suckerpunching.blogspot.com/2008/03/evil.html"> then type in whatever you want in here<_/a>

Done correctly, it will look like this
then type in whatever you want in here

Anonymous said...

Evil

Thanks much jj. I am taping this to my desk, saving a .doc file to my desk top and tattooing it to my left fore arm (ok, maybe not that last).

liberal supporter said...

And now for an installment of our "train the trainer" series:

How to demonstrate making hyperlinks without saying "just ignore the underscores" or "use angle brackets instead of round ones"

To make it show the the html tags, you use &lt; for < and &gt; for >

For example:
<a href="http://suckerpunching.blogspot.com/2008/03/evil.html">then type in whatever you want in here</a>

(question from class)
But wait! I am a total geek and want to troll blogs showing people how to format the codes to demonstrate how to show angle brackets!

(me)
Ok, I see. You want to train the trainer of trainers. You want your name shouted from the rooftops. Let me caution you though, usually it will be shouted with laughs and insults. Be forewarned.

To show that &lt; is how you demonstrate the left angle bracket (i.e. < ) you need to show the ampersand without it being interpreted. For that you use &amp;. To do that like I just did, you use &amp;amp;. To show &lt; you would use &amp;lt;

Using the preview feature to check against what is typed in this, um, "combox" is confusing, to say the least and is an exercise I leave to you.

Anonymous said...

Evil

OFL, now that I have been schooled, thanks much for your help and patience guys... Cooled down enough, time for supper, then start up a new post of my own I guess.

Cheers

(shall I leave my silliness above up for entertainment purposes, or delete them?)

liberal supporter said...

Oh leave it up, then if someone sneers at you for it, you can say "I pity the fool who derives self-esteem from mocking other people's html coding"

KEvron said...

so, in order to show &amp;amp;, you had to type &amp;amp;amp;....

KEvron, who had to type &amp;amp;amp;amp;