Monday, June 16, 2008

Not Getting Any Action Figure



Robochrist will destroy your enemies and children. Hit the link and crank it fuckin' up.

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6 comments:

Frank Frink said...

Twist my crown of thorns and I'll answer your prayers. Order now!

(If there is one I am sooooo going to hell)

Dr.Dawg said...

I wonder if it comes in the life-sized blow-up version for adults?

MgS said...

It'll be the anatomically correct version created by the same people the make "RealDoll"s

... mostly because the jesus fetishists are almost as creepy as the guys who buy the realdolls and form fantasy relationships with them

Red Tory said...

"As seen on TV"... That seems even more weirdly out of place than usual considering the nature of the product.

Frank Frink said...

It'll be the anatomically correct version created by the same people the make "RealDoll"s

Which would finally answer the question, "Hey Jesus, is that a sacred burning heart under your cloak or are you just happy to see me?"

CC said...

Comes with its own pieces of wood and teeny, tiny nails. Fun for the whole family!