Friday, May 09, 2008

Now this is funny.

Dear Diary:

Everybody’s just so meeeeaaannnnnn. It’s like going to school with the Heathers all over again.

Helena aka Miss Huronia

(h/t to Impolitical)


E in MD said...

The 'liberals' can't be trusted.

The conservatives are ass raping Canada ( and America ) with a cactus... and the liberals are the ones that can't be trusted.

*sigh* So, do you think they'll all wake up once the handbasket actually arrives in hell or no?

liberal supporter said...

Let's see, Catherine gave us the "Libranos".

Will she coin a new name for the CPC?

The Con Machine?
Hell's Connies?
The Vagacons?

The Conditos!

Stephen's Choice!

Frank Frink said...

But.. but.. but... somehow I have a feeling Helena was Heather herself.

Dr.Dawg said...

Is this really Guergis? Half the time it sounds like a spoof, but I'm very gullible.

LuLu said...

I'm quite sure it's a spoof, Doc ... however, I have no problem believing Guergis could sound this vapid.

¢rÄßG®äŠŠ said...

I'm sure it's a spoof, but the fact that there's any uncertainty at all about it is telling. Not that we need telling at this point... parodying this particular batch of conservatives is all but impossible. Subtle parody is out of the question.

The blog host is pretty careful about unambiguously identifying herself (or him?) as "The Helena". I hope whoever it is keeps it up. Should make for lots of laughs.

Ti-Guy said...

Of course it's a spoof; Helena Guergis (and any Conservative, for that matter) is not funny in the least.

Did you see the poll on hair colour?


liberal supporter said...

That wikipedia is so behind the times. The Helena article says this:
In [2005], she tabled a private member's bill restricting MPs from crossing parties after their election.[10]

"crossing parties"? I believe the correct term is now "patching over", is it not?

¢rÄßG®äŠŠ said...

Ti-Guy, how can you say conservatives are not funny? Just the other day, I found this:

Q: Why did the conservative cross the road?

A: Well, it was nearly ten to six, and he needed to get the merchant before closing.

Now, if that's not fucking hilarious, I'm a hard working family who pays their taxes. There taxes. No, they're taxes. Oh, gosh... um, God bless Stephen Harper!


Frank Frink said...

Did you see the poll on hair colour?

What colour is the carpet?