So if you think Der Rebel is going to step in and give you a hand with your Ottawa-related legal woes, well, maybe you should have read the fine print.
I'm just trying to be helpful.
P.S. If any of my readers know of someone who stupidly followed Ezra's advice and is subsequently looking at massive financial penalties or possibly the loss of their livelihood, by all means, let us know in the comments section, so we can express our profound sympathy by going "HONK HONK!!"
P.P.S. Oh, I almost forgot ... even with the above delightful restrictions as to who Rebel News is going to defend, keep in mind that they're not even promising to cover those people, as the application form for getting a free defence says only that you "may" get free legal representation: