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MY TURN: "What does Marcellus Wallace look like, motherfucker?"
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26 comments:
...and then he wiped his nose in the little pile on the floor?...
Do you still think it was a good idea to try to sabotage my campaign you fat fuck? Lose some weight or buy a bigger suit!
If you whisper in my ear one more time you want to take a ride on my Chocolate Rocket, me and you are going to have a problem. Capisce?
Repeat after me: my charisma does NOT rub off on people who rub me on the head. Got it?
From where I stand, it's obvious that's a hairpiece.
Darn, Omar beat me to it. I'll go with this then:
"When they were pointing over here and talking about the Horn of Africa, they were referring to the map behind us, you silly nincompoop."
I can't help it - the photo makes me think of that Talking Cat turf War video: "I spray, you stay away!!!! Got it?"
How many of those KFC Double Downs have you eaten since Monday?
Don't lie to me; I can tell because your nose grows. That might work with Laureen but believe me, nobody else is turned on by that talent of yours.
"There can only be one U.S. President and that's me. No matter how much you want to be President, you can't, so stop trying. Besides, you're not even in Dubya's league. Now, pull my finger again."
"Go to your room!"
Barry: "C'mon and pull my finger! You know you want to."
Steve: "But you had brussel sprouts at lunch. I saw, you did."
"Once again, Steve, no, you cannot have "just one" of my nuclear subs."
"No! Nickelback! Now stop following me!"
"No, you can't lick my boots. And that's final."
"I don't care if you piss your pants. Show up on time for the photo-op and don't be still in the loo."
Now, Didn't I tell you to stay in the car and not bark strangers?
What, no connies doing this? Let me fill in then:
"I don't care if the jet stream is all the way down to the Equator in Africa, and they're skiing in the Sahara, global warming is real, dammit!"
"....and, as you can see, we have a cold front moving in from the west."
KEvron
Speaker: Don't say 'Liberals' one more time! Do you understand english? Then answer the question!
Flaherty: What? ...
"Guess what I was doing all afternoon? I'll give you a hint... give that finger a good sniff...."
"... and quit whispering 'I preferred Dubya' behind my back!"
OR
"Look, Steve. For the last time, quit staring at me down there!"
The deal was I visit Canada first, and you support my Global Warming initiatives...so what happened??
And stop looking at my willer, that's really ceepy.
"You'r da bomb. Da stink bomb."
http://lolebrity.net/2010/04/13/obama-and-harpers-special-relationship/
Look, Steve, next time I receive a taxpayer-funded anti-Ignatieff 10-percenter in my mailbox, something bad will happen to you.
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