Gullible much, Jonathan?
THE HEAD-SHAKING AFTERSNARK: Jonathan cheerfully swallows this absolute howler:
Conservatives seem more likely to embrace traditional family values ...
Well, sure, Jonathan ... if your traditional family values include multiple wetsuits with anal dildos, stalking teenagers online and gay meth hookers.
I have a list, Jonathan -- I could go on.
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Margaret "Three Glasses of Chardonnay before Breakfast" Wente was flogging something similar in the The Globe and Mail last week or the week before. These data are all the result of self-reporting. Now, when you ask a "conservative" a question about him or herself, how likely are you to get an accurate answer?
Not very. Most of them are liars, hypocrites or deluded/suffering from cretinism.
There is obviously a real need for a more rigorous population survey on this question. I simply refuse to believe that all these hissy, sour, humourless, miserable "conservatives" are all that happy.
...if your traditional family values include multiple wetsuits with anal dildos, stalking teenagers online and gay meth hookers.
Well, don't look there! Look instead at their avoidance of cuss words. We're in good hands.
Three Glasses of Chardonnay? That's disgusting. How gross.
I can only tolerate Sauvignon Blanc before bacon & eggs.
"Multiple wetsuits"
Are we talking about Stockwell Day's press conference again?
Wine before breakfast is gross.
Tequila, on the other hand, holds strong appeal.
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