Friday, August 28, 2009

Those Christians got some 'splainin' to do.


We're already familiar with the juicy bits:

A US woman found after being abducted as a girl in 1991 gave birth to two children fathered by her alleged kidnapper - the first when she was 14.

Jaycee Lee Dugard and her daughters, 11 and 15, were kept in a "hidden backyard within a backyard", police say.

Alleged kidnapper Phillip Garrido, 58, and his wife Nancy Garrido, 54, are being held in custody in California.

So what exactly did Garrido do in his spare time, anyway? Oh:

Their identities were revealed after police spotted Mr Garrido as he handed out religious literature at the University of California Berkeley campus with the two young children.

He raised suspicions because as a registered sex offender he was not allowed to be with young children.

Kidnapper, registered sex offender and ... religious nutbar. Should we take bets on how quickly Mr. Garrido morphs into a "lefty?" You know it's coming.

7 comments:

Kelseigh said...

I'm waiting for the Faux News ticker to list him as Phillip Garrido (D).

KEvron said...

"Should we take bets on how quickly Mr. Garrido morphs into a 'lefty?'"

you're gonna have to give odds if you want any action on that one.

KEvron

deBeauxOs said...

But, but, but - the muslims!

fern hill said...

And perhaps a murderer of prostitutes too.

wv: mancen.

syncrodox said...

Cc

So if I follow your logic correctly you are claiming that a convicted pedophile and registered sex offender who was on active probation that managed to kidnap and violate an 11 year old child for 18 years is a prime example of the horrendous flaws in Christianity since that was his most recent incarnation?

All social engineering and purported supervision aside?

That is fucking brilliant!

Syncro

sooey said...

What social engineering?

Balbulican said...

"So if I follow your logic correctly..."

Ah, THERE'S the problem. You don't, you see.