We're already familiar with the juicy bits:
A US woman found after being abducted as a girl in 1991 gave birth to two children fathered by her alleged kidnapper - the first when she was 14.
Jaycee Lee Dugard and her daughters, 11 and 15, were kept in a "hidden backyard within a backyard", police say.
Alleged kidnapper Phillip Garrido, 58, and his wife Nancy Garrido, 54, are being held in custody in California.
So what exactly did Garrido do in his spare time, anyway? Oh:
Their identities were revealed after police spotted Mr Garrido as he handed out religious literature at the University of California Berkeley campus with the two young children.
He raised suspicions because as a registered sex offender he was not allowed to be with young children.
Kidnapper, registered sex offender and ... religious nutbar. Should we take bets on how quickly Mr. Garrido morphs into a "lefty?" You know it's coming.