Saturday, August 22, 2009

Is it just me ...


... or does anyone else get the feeling the not-so-good Pastor Steven Anderson is projecting just the tiniest bit?

How are they multiplying? Do you not see that they're multiplying? Are you that blind? Have you noticed that there's more than there were last year and the year before, and the year before that? How are they multiplying? They're reproducing right? No, here's a biology lesson: they're not reproducers, they're recruiters! And you know who they're after? Your children. Remember you dropped off your kids last week? That's who they're after. You drop them off as some daycare, you drop them off as some school somewhere, you don't know where they're at. I'll tell you where they're at: they're being recruited by the sodomites. They're being molested by the sodomites. I can tell you so many stories about people that I know being molested and recruited by the sodomites.

I don’t think it’s just me.

11 comments:

Renee said...

Damn. He's on to me.

Dr.Dawg said...

They're coming out of my bedroom walls! Sodomites! Aieee!

Ti-Guy said...

I loved the point where he got so hysterical and shrill that the pitch of his voice could have shattered glass.

What is with manly conservative manly-men and the lack of bass in their voices? There's a correlation here looking for a causation.

Southern Quebec said...

Is he talking about leaving your kids with the good Father down at the Archdiocese?

sooey said...

Actually, Pastor, it's much more likely heterosexuals are after little girls.

Oh. Right. Who cares.

Zorpheous said...

Well stop taking them to the Catholic Church dumb-dumb

KEvron said...

actually, he's not far off; child molesters tend to be former victims, themselves. but that's not what the pastor is driving at. he is, once again, trying to falsely conflate pederast disorders with homosexuality, when apa studies have shown that 97% of child molesters identify as heterosexual.

KEvron

Ti-Guy said...

Well stop taking them to the Catholic Church dumb-dumb...

I wish you'd take the time to proof read, now and again...

Lindsay Stewart said...

The pastor seems to know a lot about United States Senators from the grand old party.

that_chris_guy said...

"I'll tell you where they're at: they're being recruited by the sodomites."

The fact that all scientific research suggests sexual orientation is immutable notwithstanding, the idea of Sunday School never seems to faze these crazy folks...

Frank Frink said...

Think Pastor Steve must have watched this over and over and over... boys beware!