Oh, Lord ... reality is going to come as such a baseball bat to the nads for this guy:
Over at the Temple of Sycophantic Groupthink, the Canadian blogosphere's resident obsessive psychopath once again fantasizes about having destroyed a life: ...
Which is actually quite ironic. Evidently, the Canadian blogosphere's leading cyberstalker has never so much as tried to run a phone book search for "Patrick Ross" -- because of course there's only one "Patrick Ross" in the city of Edmonton.
...And these are merely the listed numbers.
Which is the beauty of having a fairly common Irish name.
Hmmmm ... put self in position of HR manager, get resume from one "Patrick Ross" from Edmonton ... Google on "Patrick Ross" and "Edmonton":
Have fun super-sizing those fries, big guy.
YOU GO, GOOGLE! Heh. It's been only a couple of hours, but Google has already done its job. Gaze, if you will, upon the new and improved results for that very same search:
Have fun, Twatsy. Drop us a postcard from the oilfields of Northern Alberta.