The barrel scrapings that are Denyse O'Leary.

Every time I think I'm done with Canadian senile dingbat, fake science writer and hideously dishonest ID proponent Denyse O'Leary, she outdoes herself. Like here, where the condescending stoopid oozes off the page all over your keyboard:

Advance screening of Ben Stein's controversial Expelled film at the Varsity theatre in Toronto

I have been invited to an advance screening of Expelled ...

Good for you, Denyse. I'm sure it's part of an attempt to represent all demographics in the audience: smart people ... and you. Might as well get a cross-section.

(the widely denounced #5 political documentary about the attempts to silence the intelligent design guys)

Um ... no, that's not what the film is about, Denyse. It has nothing to do with anti-ID discrimination. Rather, it is all about Ben Stein trying to blame Charles Darwin for Adolf Hitler, and anyone who eventually goes to see that film can come back here and tell me if I'm wrong. But why should we be surprised by Denyse's misrepresentation? It's just Denyse being her pathologically dishonest self. But here's where Denyse gets a really, really inflated sense of her own importance:

I wonder who will picket or try to crash?

I don't know, Denyse ... perhaps nobody, given that we've already savaged that piece of cinematic offal for the crap that it is, so there's really no point. What in God's name makes you think you and that shitty film are important enough to warrant public protest? Is there perhaps some precedent for this? There is? Oh ...

(There was a big hoo-haw over the screening at the Mall of the Americas when "raving atheist" biologist PZ Myers got ejected by line producer Mark Mathis.)

And the "big hoo-haw," Denyse, you ignorant dipshit, was because PZ Myers registered for that screening like everyone else did, he played by the rules, he crossed his i's and dotted his t's, and when he got there, he was unceremoniously tossed by that putrid asshole Mathis, who subsequently kept changing his excuses for why he did that. And you know that. And you continue to lie about it. Ah, but it's here where Denyse O'Leary descends into patronizing stupid dumbassitude:

Perhaps I will recognize some prominent local figures strutting importantly on the sidewalk.

Picketers please note, there is a wide sidewalk, and plenty of coffee shops nearby. The restrooms in the Cumberland Terrace are usually pretty clean too.

Be reassured, picketers! The government-funded Nanny Monster is always right, and she says that neither the universe nor life forms show evidence of design, despite the evidence. And in our random universe, the biggest Monster should rule, and that is She.

She said it. You believe it. That settles it. Now get out there and give the legacy media some good photo ops, will you? Most of you are supported by my tax dollars, among other things, and I deserve something for that. Don't look too ragged, or people won't believe that you are as important as you believe yourselves to be.

Insufficiently Nannied? Then see clips from the film here.

I understand that somewhere or other, a helpline is available for anyone who - on learning information that is new to them - has Doubts. You can contact this worthy enterprise through ohjustgrowup.com

Here's a thought, Denyse -- someone who is as stunningly, hideously, breathtakingly stupid as you are really isn't in a position to be that kind of condescending to people who are at least an order of magnitude smarter. Trust me on this one, Denyse -- acting that patronizing to your intellectual betters is getting dangerously close to Patsy Ross territory, and it's wildly inappropriate for your level of wretched pig ignorance.

Oh, and Denyse? The day religion isn't subsidized by public money in Canada is the day you can whine about where your tax dollars are going. So shut the fuck up, Denyse. Seriously, just shut the fuck up.

IDiot.

DEAR JOURNALISTS: An open note to any journalists who might be going to these advance screenings and plan on writing a review afterwards.

Dear journos:

Please get help from someone who knows something. I realize you folks think you're fairly literate in the ways of science but -- and, really, trust me on this one -- the vast majority of you are simply imbeciles. So get help from someone who actually knows something.

If you're in Toronto, check in with this guy. And listen carefully to what he says because he knows of what he speaks. And when he tells you that "Expelled" is garbage, you should believe him.

If you're too lazy to do that, then you can at least do some online work, and read this. And given that Google is your friend, it won't be hard to find similar eviscerations out there on the Intertoobz.

Because if you refuse to do any homework, and show up at that movie unprepared, and subsequently write a review that leads us to believe you thought that film had any merit whatsoever, we will -- as God is my witness -- mock and ridicule you mercilessly. Count on it.

It's what we do. You've been warned.

DEAR READERS: If you have the time, feel free to watch your local (Canadian) media for any mention or review of that crappy, crappy movie, and drop me a line with a link, and we will reward the good journos, and punish the bad ones. And, based on experience, I'm guessing there's going to be way more punishing than rewarding.