Thanks to some rather pointed criticism in his comment section, Frank "I luuuurrrrvvvvvs me some erotica" Hilliard has posted the rest of his "teaser" (eww, eww, ewwwwwwwwww) story about the
And let me take the opportunity to say that if this is what passes for "erotica" in Conservative circles, then it’s no wonder they get caught trolling for sex in airport washrooms.
Or purchasing the services of gay, meth-dealing hookers.
Or propositioning teenage pages on the floor of Congress.
Or dead of auto-erotic asphyxiation in not one but two rubber wetsuits with assorted and sundry accessories.
I’m just sayin’ ...