Hilariously, Blogging Tory crime reporter "Neo Conservative" takes careful aim and manages to blow his nads off with this one:
If [Barack Obama's] afraid of Hillary...
What's he gonna do the next time Osama comes knockin'?
A good point, Neo. Perhaps Barack Obama can take his lead from steely-eyed rocket man President Chimpy McChimpster, whose stern resolve on the day of 9/11 can best be summarized by the phrases "Louisiana", "Nebraska" and "leaving a trail of fear-soaked urine wherever he goes."
President George W. Bush and Blogging Tory "Neo Conservative": Because adult diapers aren't just for incontinence anymore.