Looks like the gravitationally-challenged one has a new environmental cause to hump.
Carbon Debits: sign me up
"Don’t let the threat of Carbon Credits get you down – take action! Right now you can purchase a Carbon Debit to help offset this insidious danger. With every Carbon Debit purchase we will:
* Kill (Shred) 1 Living Tree (see pictures of this being done)
* Send an email to Al Gore about your civic mindedness in buying Carbon Debits.
* Send an email to you certifying you are doing your part to save the Earth from Carbon Credits.
No, I’m not kidding.
Pay attention Five Feet of Asshat™: I could give a shit if you believe in global warming. But I am tired unto death of you ignorant fuckwits constantly trying to shit on other people’s efforts to do something about it. Fuck off. Seriously.