Saturday, July 21, 2007

Wave bye-bye to Patrick.


Serial annoyance Patrick Ross has simply become tedious, so he's been shown the door. If you're pathetic enough to need to know what he thinks, well, help yourself.

The shrieks of "censorship" should be starting any minute now ...

SOMETIMES, THEY'RE JUST SO ADORABLE. On his way out the door, Mr. Ross can't resist giving the junior high school war cry of victory:

Hey. If you boys aren't game-ready, don't step on the field.

Don't pick up the ball if you don't wanna play, Ann.

You know what's coming, don't you? Yes, you do ...


10 comments:

Dr. Stimplove said...

I won't miss him, that's for sure. I just came over here from RT's blog, where Mr. Ross (if that's his real name) was practising his game of being purposefully obtuse in comments that were by turns ridiculously long-winded and just plain fatuous. He just wastes people's time, IMO.

Patrick Ross said...

Hey. If you boys aren't game-ready, don't step on the field.

Don't pick up the ball if you don't wanna play, Ann.

CC said...

That one's so precious, I'm going to leave it there for posterity.

M@ said...

Pfft. You lightweights are all just jealous. Haters, stay here. I'm goin' over to Patrick's blog, where the assholes are.

And also teh funnay. Did you guys read Pat's hilarious satirical piece about how CC's identity was "revealled"? Hah! Still laughing. Cough, spit, phew.

Ti-Guy said...

Don't pick up the ball if you don't wanna play, Ann.

I couldn't figure out what game he was playing...was it chess, checkers or...Calvin-ball?

Now, I'll never know, and my life is ruined forever.

the rev. said...

...And mind the door doesn't hit you on the ass on the way out.
Good riddance

Red Canuck said...

Hmm... Patrick seems to have some kind of a ball fetish. Over at RT's he advised the sane amongst us to come find him when our "balls had dropped" (or something to that effect).

However shall I sleep tonight??

David said...

I am sure Patrick is accustomed to being kicked-off teams and being asked to leave the field of play. Maybe a few years in the minors will give him a chance to reach his potential.

Red Tory said...

Highly appropriate, I'd say. The poor thing got his ass handed to him by several people over at my place before being completely rubbished in the end. He's got potential but he needs to grow up and get over himself.

KEvron said...

let's see if rosshole will publish this submission:

"Bonus hypocrisy"

another case of the conservative confusing apples for oranges. davis didn't employ emotional blackmail in his appeal.

but, if it'll make you happier, "go fuck yourself, jim davis (not "harris")"....

KEvron