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- When people start getting bored with the "birther"...
- "But enough about me. Let's talk about me."
- The public spanking of Shona Holmes.
- What Gordie said.
- So who was dumb enough to swallow THAT one?
- And this is where we juxtapose ...
- "So what you're saying is ..."
- And the mask slips just a little ...
- You keep using that word "ships" ...
- Yes, Steve, let's go with that.
- There's a reason the Blogging Tories are so stupid.
- Dear God in heaven, the burning stupid.
- I have no comeback.
- Folsom Prison Blues
- If you can fake sincerity, you can fake anything.
- Hmmmmmm ...
- Dear "Hunter": Please shut the fuck up.
- Yeah, they know where you live.
- Rock. Of. Ages.
- Rainy day reading.
- Sunday Cinema.
- Na na na na ... hey hey ...
- You keep using that phrase "fact checking," Dante ...
- I {heart} New York.
- Satire can be a beautiful thing ...
- Saturday Morning Cartoons.
- Holy motherfucking stupid, Batman!
- Shall we play?
- On the road open thread.
- The question no one seems to be asking.
- Ah, the delicious mockery.
- Now, about those OTHER ideological murders ...
- Dear Stephen: Did NOT think that one through.
- Your Republican family values.
- I Timothy 2:11-14.
- Shona Holmes: Useful idiot or puppetmaster?
- And this is why we mock them.
- Douchebag! The Kathy Shaidle Chronicles.
- And with respect to basic human rights, fuck you.
- HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
- Security clearances and wingnuts.
- Several days late and a brain cell short.
- Still not quite grokking that "New Media" thingy.
- A Hero For All The People
- You can never be cynical enough.
- Beatdown!
- "Shut up," he explained.
- You sure you want to go down that road, Fred?
- Breaking news: Conservative Minister is complete ...
- The long, slow descent into wingnuttery.
- Poor Monte: Still having trouble grokking that wh...
- "Sorry" doesn't cut it anymore.
- ... and then there's reality.
- Oh, man, this explains so much.
- Low-hanging fruit: Jabba the Roy edition.
- Kinda late in the game for THAT kind of shit.
- Um ... let's talk about presidential eligibility, ...
- Quelle surprise.
- You sure you want to go down that road, Ezra?
- Sunday Cinema.
- Wingnut madness, down the memory hole.
- Here, Bernie, let me tighten that up for you.
- Saturday Morning Cartoons.
- The major is a douchebag: The Stefan Cook Chronic...
- Say hello to a whole new level of whiny dumbassitude.
- Isn't that 15 minutes over yet?
- Shall we play?
- Why conservatives shouldn't do math.
- Stephen Taylor! Hacktacular!
- Science!
- Don't Harsh The Buzz
- Girls these days.
- The Major Cook Chronicles: The ongoing dumbassitude.
- Major Cook wingnuttery goodness.
- Stephen Taylor: Just another wingnut, but with be...
- About that Afghanistan thing ...
- Yeah, yeah, anti-Catholic, whatever.
- Major Stefan Cook open thread.
- The Stephen Harper Party of Canada: Standing up f...
- Actions have consequences.
- Dear Stephen Taylor: We need to chat. Seriously.
- Because they're fucking idiots, that's why.
- Waiting for the grownups to be back in charge.
- Yes, they really ARE that retarded.
- It's all in the headline, don't you think?
- Ouch.
- Stupid like a fox?
- Living life on the edge.
- And The Winner Is...
- Calling all lawyers.
- Yes, they really ARE as retarded as you suspected.
- Bernie Farber: Man of a thousand whiny grievances.
- And, curiously, he's never even MET Hunter.
- The Star's Kathy English: A thoroughly useful idiot.
- Obsession is in the eye of the beerholder.
- How's that Dick Cheney man-crush working out, Adam?
- Dear Dennis Kucinich:
- The important thing to remember, darlings ...
- The burning stupid of Jabba the Roy.
- Krauthammer Derangement Syndrome?
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1 comment:
OT: Two months ago, they cut open my chest, carved out my OEM aortic valve and installed a pig valve. They said it would go easier on me if I had it done before the heart attack. Two to four days I’m going to be out of the hospital. Three or four weeks I’m going to be at 75%. What do I know? I went straight to the dotted line.
Wait time was two weeks. My fifth day in segregation or ICU or whatever they call it in hospitals, I find out I’m the third guy. Not the third guy with a pig valve, but the third guy who got his pig valve plugged in the way they did the deed on me.
The good news is that this weekend already, I hit the 75% mark and I’m ready to return to the tubes; the bad news is that Senate Republicans just introduced legislation to make human/animal hybrids illegal. http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2009_07/019027.php Twenty sponsors. All they need is another 31 votes.
This is serious shit. If, under US law, I’m an illegal human/animal hybrid, do I qualify for refugee status in Canada?
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