Ladies and gentlemen, the votes have been tabulated by the libertine accountants of Bendham, Spreddum and Pucker and you can feel the tension in the air. The moment you've been waiting for is at hand, who will be named today's perfect rectum, the glinting sphincter and supreme arse of Blogging Torydom? The cardigan blue knobs always put up a stirring fight for the accolade that toots but after all of the CCM helmets have been buckled and all of the drool mopped up, there can only be one winner.The envelope please...
and the winner of today's Blogging Tory Award for Excellence in the Pursuit of Terminal Dumb Fuckery is DODO! No one doubts that this is only the first of many Silver Anuses that Dodo's, um, talents will rightly warrant. Let's hear it for Dodo!
30 comments:
she's a ringer. the contest is fixed.
KEvron
A "science fiction pixie from a strange atomic place..." Yep. Works for me.
Love the silver anus. That *has* to accompany more posts around here. Other evocative images to jazz up Blogging Tory commentary: bongs, rubber rooms, the DSM-IV, stills from Triumph of the Will and that one with Harper dressed up as gay cowboy.
If she's a girl blogger, isn't there a golden cunt equivalent award?
wv = pingshi
If you want a gender appropriate awards program, you'll have to pingshi-na.
Bendham, Spreddum and Pucker
What a stupid joke. Lame.
I'm with Sheena...the least you could do to honor the lady Bter's is create a cunt equivalent to the silver sphincter.
Cunts and assholes are, afterall, the cutting edge of snark. No?
Syncro
Hey syncrodox. Your shift shilling on "Retardicans for Ignatieff" is not over yet. Get back to work, slackard. You can come and concern troll here later.
Sorry, please realize there is no equivalency between cunts and arseholes. Ain't doable, not even on the cutting edge of snark. Different things. The silver sphincter is already a gem. Dodo wins the day.
ls
I am neither Retardican or for Ignatief.
That said, don't you think the cunt thingy is a brilliant symbol of progressive snark?
Syncro
You have a point, Stinkrodox ... perhaps I should just insult people because they're black. Or gay. I'm guessing you have no problem with that.
syncrodox, you really should bring neo over here for this, since he is the master baiter. You're just a fluffer.
The Silver anus is best,... after all we all know how the rightwieners cry when we start throwing around "C" word,...
Calling some one an arsehole is ok, dickhead,... no problem,... use the female parts of the body, the rightwing get all Political Correct and whine about rudeness,... Of course being Racists for profit is ok, ask Kathy Shaidle and her quest for a HRC charge.
Jesus, am I ever glad I hung close up my blog,... The level of Teh Stoopid is now reaching critical mass
Teh Zorpheous
Zorph...I love the teh...way sexier then when you hung out at Garth's.
Cc
You..or Lindsay...or both..or either..can insult whomever you want, whenever you want....but do consider the cunt. If not for me for the sake of all the cunts out there. Classical snark should never be forgotten.
ls
Please define "fluffer" as I don't know whether to be insulted or humble.
Syncro
Zorph...I love the teh...way sexier then when you hung out at Garth's.
Are you trying to hitting on me Syncrodox? I'm flattered, but I honestly don't swing that way,...
Teh Zorpheous
(not Eh Zorpheous,... Or maybe I am now available in six packs,...)
Ok, ok, ok. Someone has to state the obvious; its just hanging there like a ripe fruit.
The blogger in question is named "Dodo". Jesus, lol, does it get any easier than that, picking on someone who CHOOSES to name themselves "Dodo"? C'mon CC, I come here to see you hit the wicked slider, or curveball, not the easy lob down the plate, lol. :)
Zorph
Considering you couldn't make the coming out of Cc because you had to take your wife to dinner...well I just assumed you were spoken for...hence my lack of trying to hitting on you....
But the teh does exude sexuality in a semi-cunty sort of way.
You still haven't defined 'fluffer"...please elucidate.
Syncro
"I don't know whether to be insulted or humble."
yes, you do, liar.
KEvron, always considering the cunt
wv = "muctme". there's them gobbles of green yuck again.
Kevron
You assume too much, although it is nice of you to consider the cunt.
So,upon much consideration...what's with the switch from first to third person when cunt is involved?
Syncro
I know what you mean Harkov,...
It's like fishing in a barrel and using sticks of TNT,...
A dumb flightless bird jumps off the cliffs of teh terminally stoopid,... sure it is funny to watch, but the sound of the final impact is like a sack of wet shit hitting the bottom,...
Eh Zorpheous
oh fuxk it, this is still freaking funny,... I can'r help it,... Fly Dodo, Fly,... It's like watching Sarah Palin and Joe Teh Plumber,... It's a Stoopid that goes to eleven,... It's Monty Python,... this is just simply sinful, it has to be fattenning too,...
SSsslllloooowwwww mooottttiiiiooonnn train wreckage,...
Well, I off to bed, can't wait for MariaS to give us her second edition and spank all of us evil lefties,...
I know I could use a good spanking,... Please MariaS, spank me,... Dress up like Sarah Palin and spank me,... oh yes,... more,... I've been a bad wittle squirrel,... spank me beotch,... ya, oh ya,... more, more,...
(too much?)
Another Zorpheous
Well, there's no fucking way I can top those last two posts and it seems all the principle personalities are defunct...that is all.
Syncro
"You assume too much"
yes, i assume you have access to the internets....
did i mention that you're a liar?
KEvron, who never lies, first, third or otherwise
So...does that make you KEvron the righteous?
probly not
Syncro
does the fact that i don't lie, and you do, make me righteous? well, it's a step for me in the right direction. and you, liar?
KEvron
KEvron
Please elucidate.....please do...
Syncro
say "please" one more time....
KEvron
KEvron
I'm busted...spill the shame of my lying...please elucidate...
Syncro
say "please" one more time....
KEvron
elucidation is not possible in this time and place..is it?..didn't think so.
Syncro
say "please" one more time....
KEvron
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