Blogging Tories Short Takes: May 3, 2006.

Shorter Kinny's Comments: "Tax breaks are awesome! I mean, it's not like they have any downside, right?"

Shorter Strong Conservative: "Also, if all fish live underwater and all mackerel are fish, then trout live in trees and, if my wife buys kippers, it will not rain."

Shorter Upper Canada Catholic: "But we're still an oppressed, victimized minority."

Shorter Spirit of Man: "I don't like reality. That's why I spend so little time there."