Blogging Tories Short Takes: May 31, 2006.

Shorter Sham the Tory Man: "Speaking as a member of Canada's values and morals-based party, what about a bullet through the brain? Seriously."

Shorter Dr. Roy: "I've heard rumours that the Israelis do this sort of thing to Palestinians as well, but I don't believe a word of it."

Shorter Crazy-Assed Racist Redneck: "Wow! Channeling Glenn Reynolds is even easier than I thought. Heh."