Thursday, May 25, 2006

"Not only that, it turns on a dime, I guarantee it."


Wankerville: "Oh, man, have you read about this? William Jefferson -- a Democrat -- corrupt as hell. And just look at those Democrats, how they're all circling the wagons to defend him. They're all just crooks."

Pelosi, as House Dem leader, tells Jefferson to quit panel

House Minority Leader Rep. Nancy Pelosi demanded Wednesday that embattled Rep. William Jefferson of Louisiana resign his seat on the powerful Ways and Means Committee in a strong signal that she wants to end a growing scandal that threatens to drown out the Democrats' message that majority Republicans have created a culture of corruption in Congress.

Pause.

Wankerville: "Man, did you see how Pelosi demanded that a black politician resign before he was even charged? Doesn't she understand how you're always innocent until proven guilty in America? It's obvious those Democrats don't like black people. They're all just racists."

Coming up on tomorrow's program: How being anti-death penalty means you support serial killers.

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