Wednesday, July 30, 2008

I … I … I think I need to walk this one off.


Shorter Mr. Potato Head West: Scratch a Feminist and you’ll find a social engineering, Eugenics supporting fascist who longs for their very own Canadian version of Apartheid.

13 comments:

Southern Quebec said...

Frank seems to be off his meds again....

Cameron Campbell said...

Holy mother of god.

And people want examples of the "eliminate them at all costs, demonize them and dehumanize them" tactics of the pseudo right?

M@ said...

They're against smoking because cigarettes and cigars resemble male penises, a source of male violence.

Certainly it's the reason I'm against smoking. It's because I hate penises.

Seriously, folks, what are we supposed to do with that?

Ti-Guy said...

Seriously, folks, what are we supposed to do with that?

Wonder whether Frank's penis is a Cohiba or a Virginia slim?

I don't know, I don't care. I can't bear that fool anymore.

Ferdzy said...

So what I wanna know (uh, maybe) is what other kind of penis there is, besides male? Female penises? Well, it's possible; females could have penises, at least as far as he knows, or at least that's the impression I get from that screed.

Hint to Frank: if women don't want to sleep with you, it's not because they are practicing eugenics. It's because they can smell the crazy from 40 metres.

jj said...

"They're against smoking because cigarettes and cigars resemble male penises, a source of male violence."

Settle down there, Mr. Potatohead. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Romantic Heretic said...

How can I challenge his facts when his facts are told to him by the dog-headed boys from Mars?

That's pretty scary shit. Even scarier than his 'erotica'. I didn't think that was possible.

Chimera said...

Only men smoke cigars? Only men drive fast cars? Only men can shoot firearms?

He's got "erotica?" With whom (or what)? Er...never mind...

Shannon said...

I posted:
Actually, I *love* penises. LOVE them. Penises are fantastic. The bigger, the better!
They don't make me choke (like cigarettes), being near one doesn't make me shrivel my nose up with disgust (unless it's not clean!), and to the best of my knowledge, I'm not likely to get cancer from sucking on one.

Hehehe. :)

deBeauxOs said...

Oh yah, his 'boretica'... wasn't there a contest or sumtin being run to lampoon Potato-Head's little foray into soft porn?

KEvron said...

psst. let that one alone, deb....

KEvron

KEvron said...

psst. let that one alone, deb....

KEvron

KEvron said...

there's an echo in here.

littleoldlaDYwhooo....

KEvron