Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Dear Five Feet of Narcissistic, Self-Obsessed Me, Me, ME™:


If you wouldn’t constantly harp on your state of unemployment while forever begging your mouthbreathing readers to buy your book, get in your "top spots" (eewwwwwwwww), donate to your defence fund, etc., etc., et-fucking-cetera ... "left wing blogs" wouldn’t "regularly describe you as unemployed".

See how easy that is? Or do I need to draw you a picture? Oh wait ... here’s one.


6 comments:

sassy said...

Like the poster.

Red Tory said...

She sounds a little defensive, don't you think?

¢rÄßG®äŠŠ said...

RT: "She sounds a little defensive, don't you think?"

Heh. Indeed.

I know lots of people who work hard at grandios boneheaded schemes that they find sexy, but will very persistently avoid, you know, looking for an actual job.

I'm guessing the "lucky guy" has a job.

mikmik said...

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

She's giving a blogging workshop!? LMFAO! At 'Write Canada'. Isn't that where Denyse was up for a writing award, or something?

Ti-Guy said...

I wonder how Write! Canada went and how well Ol' Five-Feet made out fleecing the Christo-rubes?

the rev. paperboy said...

yeah Denyse, who just happens - by pure coincidence I'm sure - to be on the Write Canada board of directors was up for a writing award for best steaming pile of science-denying God-bothering nonsense or something