Thursday, June 28, 2007

It depends on what you mean by "unity," I guess.


In a somewhat surprising development, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper recently took credit for an alleged peak in Canadian unity. By way of celebration, the Blogging Tories told Canada's gays, aboriginals, atheists, pro-choicers, feminists and immigrants to all fuck off and die, while Harper told Newfoundland and Saskatchewan that they could just sue him.

Then cake was served.

7 comments:

Ti-Guy said...

Slightly off-topic: Your favourite loony harpy is doing her bit to encourage Canadian unity in the lead up to Canada Day.

Can we start a "Conscript Barbara Kay" campaign? I'm sure once she's properly medicated and maybe loses a few pounds, she'd pass basic.

Ti-Guy said...

Ewps...Link to harpy's column here.

mikmik said...

Man, that is one unselfish, altruistic dude, that Harper guy. I wonder how much credit he will take for really uniting Canadians - in opposition to his partisan ideology, that is.

Anonymous said...

Harper's just trying to do a "I'm a Uniter, not a divider" remix ala Chimpy McBulgeCrotch to the South. Don't think it will work any better up here though.

Crabgrass said...

I think Beelzebubba was calling on Nova Scotia to sue him too, wasn't he?

Such an affable gent, perhaps overly.

E in Md said...

So, unity is everybody you don't like dying?


lol. Man, your wingnuts are just as bad as ours.

Ti-Guy said...

Just as bad?...They're worse. On top of everything, they're boring as hell.