Saturday, November 20, 2021

Chronicles of Twatrick: On the run again.

An anonymous tipster informs me that Patrick "Outlaw Debtor" Ross's increasingly frantic and doomed efforts to avoid legal service have culminated in his switching domiciles in Grande Prairie/Clairmont, and moving into a room he is renting from a co-worker at his current employer (apparently, just down the road from Motion Fitness, which makes a certain amount of sense).

In any event, y'all have my email address, so feel free to keep me posted, and I will do likewise.

P.S. If any of my regular readers actually reside in the GP/Clairmont area and run across Patrick, do not approach him -- he is skittish and frightens easily. Instead, if you can do so surreptitiously, take pics and send me date/time/location info, all of which will be fed to the appropriate collection agents.

7 comments:

Sable Slime said...

Did you or the Saskatchewan sheriffs have any luck entangling the financial details of Patrick's membership at Motion Fitness?

CC said...

No, they're concentrating on the info I supplied regarding Patrick's bank branch and account.

Anonymous said...

Oh, the irony here:

https://twitter.com/DragonFireIdeas/status/1461944537807478785?t=Y4bUI_TqGTQl3wqhXfZxDA&s=19

RossOwesDay said...

Maybe Twatrick is preparing for the inevitable wage garnishment by moving into cheaper digs? Plus, he's going to have to enact austerity measures like going from $21 restaurant burgers to humble Big Macs.

Digitized Slime said...

@RossOwesDay Big Macs are humble? More like the $2 dollar packages of chicken weiners at the local grocery store.

Patrick must have gotten used to the student life after 7 years of living it. After CC is done taking all of Patrick's money, Patrick will have another 14 years of eating chicken weiners & top ramen.

RossOwesDay said...

Digitized Slime: Thing is, Twatrick's parents probably heavily subsidized his seven degree-less years at the University of Alberta. It's unlikely that Twatsy has ever had to experience hardships with disposable income (even despite his longstanding bankruptcy) due to Carol (RIP) and Ken.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that the basic training diet for online gamers and keyboard warriors anyway?