Friday, July 17, 2009

The Major Cook Chronicles: The ongoing dumbassitude.

All in all, it's just another towel snap to the nads.

BONUS WINGNUTITUDE: The common meme amongst the residents of Twatwaffleville is, "Can you imagine if Dubya had done this? The leftard screeching would have been, like, total. I mean, can you imagine?"

Well, yeah, I can imagine Bush-inspired, employment-related thuggery. Thanks for asking.


Zorpheous said...

When do we get those re-education camps we were promised? I really want Orly Titz and Dodo Brain sent to these camp and re-educated

KEvron said...


"'His employer stated he was under enormous pressure to fire him,' she continued."

"According to [larry grice] the CEO of Simtech Inc... the federal government has compelled the termination of Cook."

"Grice made clear that it was Defense Security Services that had compelled Simtech to fire Cook, Taitz wrote."

wait for it....

"Grice's office didn't return telephone calls."

i just love how world nut daily gets their "facts" re simtech second-hand from oily. that's some swell reporterizin', right there. even better is how they flame the birfer fires right there in the article: "Want to turn up the pressure to learn the facts? Get your signs and postcards asking for the president's birth certificate documentation here." very objective journalism....