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- ThePolitic.com, and the "Defense of Dumbass Stupid...
- I am SO ready to go trick or treating.
- Well, OK, but that hundred shekels sounds a bit st...
- About that "mission accomplished" thing ...
- Document the "Defense of Religion Act" atrocities.
- Why you shouldn't feed the trolls.
- A conservative double-standard? Say it ain't so!
- One of these things is not like the others.
- In rank political opportunism, as in comedy, timin...
- Um .. yeah, OK, there was that OTHER stuff, too.
- Civility? Fuck you and your civility.
- Just put everything you have in the sack, and nobo...
- All the moral support he can muster, by God.
- The "Internets" ... see, it's this bunch of tubes ...
- Roll over. Play dead. That's a goooooood Wolfie.
- Shocked ...
- Lucidity will cost you extra.
- Well, that didn't last long.
- Stephen Harper and the rise of Canada's religious ...
- And his sense of humour is simply divine.
- The blind leading the deaf leading the mentally de...
- Small dead dumbassitude.
- I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.
- Apparently, hiring non-morons takes too much work.
- Schizophrenic? No, we're just fine, thanks.
- More daily Joel.
- My theory, which is mine: American sex offenders ...
- Yeah, what he said.
- Your daily Joel.
- Your Canadian tax dollars in action ...
- Because you can never use the word "Christopath" t...
- No, James, that corpse is still good for a few mor...
- Faith-based brain damage.
- Ah, yes, I remember it well.
- Here, Damian ... let me help you with that.
- Because it's ALWAYS the right time to smack around...
- I get the most amusing hits sometimes.
- Hang on ... this sounds vaguely familiar ...
- And for five bonus marks ...
- Smackdown. Oh, yeah.
- Well, he IS the expert.
- Spreading democracy ...
- Blogging Tories Short Takes: Oct 26, 2006.
- Daimnation: Dumbassitude on parade.
- Well, now that you mention it ...
- "... now we're just haggling over the price."
- Pay no attention to that nonsensical slogan behind...
- Situational birth control, as it were.
- Geek humour. Deal with it.
- "Stay the what?"
- Your daily Joel.
- Attaboy, Damian -- better late than never, I guess.
- Conservatives sing the blues -- the Bob Dylan edit...
- Dear Rick Hillier:
- Jesus, folks ... overreact much?
- All right ... what's THIS all about?
- I feel ... a mental retardation in the force ...
- Winning hearts and minds ... not so much.
- And THIS time, we really mean it. Really.
- "No! 'Bitch slap' is just a METAPHOR, for God's s...
- From the Department of "Me no likee reality."
- "Come, Watson ... the game's afoot!"
- Go, Keith. Go, Keith. You bad. Uh huh.
- "Legacy?" I got yer "legacy" right here, dumbass.
- Conservatives sing the blues -- part deux.
- Open thread.
- Just how fucking stupid IS Joel Johannesen?
- Ah ... so THAT'S what it would look like.
- You can't even buy yourself a good politician thes...
- STOP it, Steve! You're KILLING me!
- Your (sort of) daily Joel.
- Another moderately weird milestone to which I am n...
- Left hand, meet right ... oh, fuck it.
- You keep using that phrase "proportional response"...
- The Conservative Party of Canada: Profiles in chi...
- OK, maybe I should rephrase that.
- When Conservatives sing the blues.
- Man, I love seeing these things coming.
- Where is my tire iron, goddamit?
- Damian Penny: Master of irony.
- Just when you think it can't get any more absurd ...
- Joel Johannesen: Philosopher king.
- The mystery of creationist causality.
- "Hey, I've got a GREAT idea!"
- Because no one hates like the Angry, Angry Left.
- Thank God for short-term memory loss.
- Fags with blogs.
- Ooooooh, ooooooh ... I know! I know! Pick me!
- Conflict of interest there much, Mr. Taylor?
- Joel Johannesen: The gift that keeps on giving ...
- "La la la la la .. I can't heeeeeear you."
- If you closed your eyes, you'd swear he was a Repu...
- Dear Maher: As I was saying ...
- "And in OTHER news ..."
- Mr. Language Person clears things up for you.
- "Put down the Viagra, and move away from the missu...
- "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
- Your Matt Taibbi two-fer.
- Left as an exercise for the reader.
- "They hate us for our ... um, sorry, come again?"
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4 comments:
Too easy. Do we get bonus points for pointing out multiple sources of irony within that single proclamation?
A Proclamation by the President of the United States of America
America's strength is found in the spirit and character of our people. During National Character Counts Week, we renew our commitment to instilling values in our young people and to encouraging all Americans to remember the importance of good character.
Rolls eyes so hard that Zorpheous falls over.
Required reading for character development:
The Pet Goat
BTW, am I the only one who finds the inclusion of "patriotism" in his list of celebrated values a little bit creepy? Completely expected coming from King George, Dear Leader of the Free World, but creepy nonetheless.
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