Ah ... so THAT'S what it would look like.

So, let's go over the list, shall we?

• Limited government? Check.


• Unfettered right to bear arms? Check.


• Minimal government regulations? Check.


• Women treated as second-class citizens? Check.


• Non-existent social safety net for the less privileged? Check.


• Headlong rush toward theocratic rule? Ooooooh ... double check on that one.

So there you have it -- every conservative's wet dream of their ideal country. What's not to like?