Um ... all right:
"Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and may offend your personality for contacting you without your prior consent and writing through this channel.
After series of prayers/fasting. i was divinely directed to contact you among other names found in the data base Yahoo tourist search. I believe that God has a way of helping who is in need."
Dude ... God is so yanking your chain on this one.
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So how much did his fluffy cloud being tell him to hit you up for?
<--and may offend your personality for contacting you-->
Thus affirming my need in the first place for an offensive personality when dealing with dipshits like you.
Now eff off fastly and pray I don't come an stick your keyboard somewhere unreachable.
Ahh, the internets.
Where shit meets stupid and then comes knocking on your door.
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