Geek humour. Deal with it.

A computer geek was walking down the street when a second geek rode up on a shiny new bicycle.

"Where did you get such a great bike?" asked the first geek. Replied the second, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, tore off all her clothes and said 'Take what you want!'"

The first geek looked at the bike, nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."