"And in OTHER news ..."

Over here, Canada's own Batshit-Crazy Catholic Loon™ Suzanne advertises a blog concerning "fetal rights, pro-life issues, Catholicism, religion, and social conservative issues in general." Sadly, Suzanne seems a touch pre-occupied with all that fetal rights and pro-life stuff, which leaves it up to us here at CC HQ to pick up the slack, Catholicism-wise.

No, no, don't thank me. Ripping the Catholic Church a new orifice is its own reward.

P.S. It was entirely unintentional that I used the phrase "Catholic Church" and the word "orifice" in the same sentence. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.